Ted Dunphy
- Sep 27, 2016
- 3 min
On the inside looking in
Heinrich Shitzenfield told the disinterested drinkers in the pub of the growing hostility towards him in the village after the vote to...
Ted Dunphy
- Aug 29, 2016
- 4 min
Who do you think you are?
William Ainsworth, three pints into his Friday night quota, announced to no one in particular that he was applying for an Irish passport....
Ted Dunphy
- Jul 6, 2016
- 3 min
What Prick Bursts Your Balloon?
Physicists tell us that once you inflate a balloon with regular, atmospheric air, the air inside will have a greater pressure than the...
Ted Dunphy
- Jun 22, 2016
- 4 min
How to cast your vote in the Referendum
Will you decide using the facts? Have you selected your facts yet? How do you know they are correct? How do you know you have all the...
Ted Dunphy
- Jun 20, 2016
- 3 min
The End is Nigh
The country groans in silent relief at the approaching final resolution of the Conservative blood feud that spilled onto the streets and...
Ted Dunphy
- Jun 10, 2016
- 4 min
What a Week – Books, Buses and Boos
Literary Meeting – Strawberry Writers Club It was a great delight this week to meet up with those literary giants Raj and Rose. To count...
Ted Dunphy
- Jun 8, 2016
- 4 min
British outraged by warm Bank Holiday weather
Twenty-seven clairvoyants around the country blamed the unusually warm weather last Bank Holiday weekend on the French and Belgians with...