I don’t want the Pope to preside at my funeral. I have nothing against the man personally and I am sure he would say heartfelt words. Can you imagine the fuss if he turned up? The parking would be a nightmare. Funerals are on my mind. As a rewired retired person I receive invitations to join funeral clubs and pay now for what I want done after I have gone. For obvious reasons, they advocate a pay-now-go-later finance scheme. The application process for membership has all th