Ted Dunphy
- Oct 2, 2016
- 4 min
New School Census Data
Academy schools are not required to publish information about their activities. Our requests were turned down when we asked for an...
Ted Dunphy
- Sep 27, 2016
- 3 min
On the inside looking in
Heinrich Shitzenfield told the disinterested drinkers in the pub of the growing hostility towards him in the village after the vote to...
Ted Dunphy
- Sep 26, 2016
- 4 min
Learning the important things in life
Our intrepid reporter Teagan Short gathers more insider information at The Fred Best Academy A-Go-Go as Sebastian Fuchs settles in for...
Ted Dunphy
- Sep 23, 2016
- 4 min
No school experience required
Didimus Fartinwell raised his voice in the pub last night to condemn the head of Oxford University for rejecting the Prime Minister's...
Ted Dunphy
- Sep 20, 2016
- 3 min
The odd one out
Catherina Fitzoverya was visiting for a few days after a gap of several years. All the food and wine were consumed by the time we waved...
Ted Dunphy
- Sep 15, 2016
- 3 min
Another week at the Academy
Our reporter Teagan Short has followed up his in-depth interview with Sebastian Fuchs the new kid in Year 7 at the new The Fred Best...
Ted Dunphy
- Sep 12, 2016
- 3 min
I said to Teresa and Justine …..
This is my public declaration to the PM and the Secretary of State for Education. You are dabbling with schools again. This time I cannot...
Ted Dunphy
- Sep 9, 2016
- 3 min
Hi-ho, Hi-ho, Away from Home We Go
A mass migration takes place around Britain this week and next. Up to 428,000 young people will leave home. Almost half a million new...